TG Captions are one of my favorite forms of storytelling. There is no narrative fluff, no extraneous details, just the hook, the twist, and the climax.
It was the look on her (his) face that tells the story. From all-star to ass-starlet overnight, I wondered why she looked so reluctant and yet so compliant, and then the puns kind of snuck in and led me across the goal line.